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美式或英式幽默

英式幽默,我们一般很难看到过分夸张的表演,他们总是让现实中的一些普通的东西在最不合理的地方出现,最正常的话,在最古怪的地方出现。何为英式幽默?我想你问一百个英国人可能有一百个答案。对英国人自己来说所谓的幽默也和佛教说禅一样是一种只可意会不可言传的东西。牛津字典的定义只是短短的一句“Thequalityofbeingamusingoric.”TheAmericanHeritage15

「英式幽默」和「美式幽默」的区别是什么?

美式幽默是热笑话,让人一解其意并能爆笑的那种;英式幽默是冷笑话,让人一时不太理解而且很富内涵的那种,听完多半不会爆笑。。。而是寒。11

英国幽默笑话

1.Abaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop."HowcanIhelpyou?"askedthestylist."Iwentforahairtransplant,"theguyexplained,"butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydisfort,I'llpayyou$5,000.""Noproblem,"saidthestylist,andhequicklyshavedhishead2,AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer,"Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam?""Yes,"thefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,"youareinyourcar,sir."3,Onedayayoungbusinessmanaskedhisgirlfriend,"Dear,willyoumarrymeifIambankrupt?""Ofcourse,Iwill."thegirlsaidfirmly."Doyoumeanwhatyousay?"themanasked."That'swhatIwanttoaskyou."thegirlsaid4,Hen'sLegsSon:Whyarehen'slegssoshort?Dad:You'reafool.Ifthehen'slegsweretoolong,wouldn'ttheydroptheireggsintopieceswhenlaying5,Aboysaystohermother,Mom,isGodamanorwoman?Themomthinksawhileandsays,Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman.Thesonisconfused,soheasks,IsGodblackorwhite?Themotherreplies,Godisbothblackandwhite,honey.Theson,stillcurious,saysafterawhile,IsGodgayorstraight,mommy?Themother,gettingalittleworried,answers,Son,Godisbothgayandstraight.Thesonthinksaboutit,andhisfacelightsupwhenhethinkshefinallyhasansweredhisquestion:IsGodMichaelJackson?6,Tom:MygrandGod,whatdoesamillenniummeantoyou?God:Itonlymeansaminute.Tom:Myomnipotentgod,whatdo10,000goldencoinsmeantoyou?God:Justasmallcoin.Tom:Myhumanegod,pleasegivemeasmallcoin.God:Ok,poorman,pleasewaitaminute.
7.Recently,amanwalkedintomybarbershopaskinghowmuchforahaircut."Eightdollars,"Ianswered."Andforashave?""Fivedollars.""Allright,"hesaid,settlingintothebarberchair."Shavemyhead."30

英国幽默于美国幽默有什么不同?

英国的幽默更冷吧更绅士贵族嘛自然要庄重一些美国则无所谓啊更像是普通的幽默2

求一句英式幽默的句子,能写在作文里的。

英式幽默的句子,能写在作文里的1Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人都应该爱护动物,因为它们很好吃。2Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.要用心去爱你的邻居,但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。3Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人,每个不成功的男人背后,有两个。4Thewisenevermarry,andwhentheymarrytheybeeotherwise.聪明的人都未婚,结了婚的很难再聪明起来。5Neverputofftheworktilltomorrowwhichyoucanputofftoday.不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。3

什么是英国幽默?

Britishhumourhasareputationforbeingpuzzlingtonon-BritishspeakersofEnglish.Nonetheless,manyUKedyTVshowswhichuseitasabasishavebeeninternationallypopular.Somethemeswhichunderpintwentieth-centuryBritishhumourwere:-Smutandinnuendowithsexualandscatologicalthemes,typifiedby·theseasidepostcardsofDonaldMcGill,·thehumourofBennyHill,·theseriesofCarryOnfilms,and·theicmagazineVIZ.Disrespecttomembersoftheestablishmentandauthoritytypifiedby·BeyondtheFringe,stagerevuefromthe1960s·PrivateEye,satiricalmagazine·SpittingImageTVpuppetedylampooningthefamousandpowerfulTheAbsurdityandbanalityofeverydaylifetypifiedby·theGoons,and·MontyPython.TheWarbetweenparents/teachersandtheirchildren.Typifiedby·theBeanoandtheDandyicbooksofpublisherDCThompson.·TheJustWilliambooksbyRichmalCrompton.TheBritishclasssystemespeciallypompousordim-wittedmembersoftheupper/middleclasses.Typifiedby·theJeevesandWoosterbooksofP.G.Wodehouse,and·theDad'sArmyedyTVseries·FawltyTowersedyTVseries.·YouRangM'Lord?edyTVseriesTheembarrassmentofsocialineptitude.Typifiedby·MrBeanedyTVseriesstaringRowanAtkinson·SomeMothersDo'Ave'EmedyTVseriesstaringMichaelCrawford.BritishedyandBritishsitsblendelementsofalloftheseinvaryingweaves.forexample:《Nothing》Once,lateatnight,anEnglishmancameoutofhisroomintothecorridorofahotelandaskedtheservanttobringhimaglassofwater.Theservantdidashewasasked.TheEnglishmanre-enteredhisroom,butafewminuteslaterhecameintothecorridoragainandoncemoreaskedtheservantforaglassofwater.Theservantbroughthimanotherglassofwater.EveryfewminutestheEnglishmenwouldeoutofhisroomandrepeathisrequest.Afterahalf-hourtheastonishedservantdecidedtoasktheEnglishmanwhathewasdoingwiththewater."Nothing,"theEnglishmanansweredimperturbably,"It'ssimplythatmyroomisonfire."《没什么》一天晚上,一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上,叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里,几分钟后他又来到走廊上,让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么,英国人不谎不忙地回答:“没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。”32

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